Just got back from the Cell & Bacardi at the Park and guess what? The 120 million dollar payroll lose again! More in-depth analysis of the shitty-ness of my team later.
Glad that I was able to provide some of the guys in the press-box with a smile as I heckled that "Useless Waste Adam Dunn" (his official name until his average hits .200 or his hits 5 home runs. Current stats for UWAD: .157 BA and 3 HRs!