Okay, excuse my serious journalism for a moment!
Packers 21 Eagles 16
Eagles continue to show that they just can't play against the NFC North (1-4). Difficult for a Bears' fan to root for the Pack, but happy with this one.
DUKE 71 Maryland Twerps 64
A sub-par offensive game for the Devils, but a victory over Maryland is almost as enjoyable as a victory over the Tar Holes.