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A Couple More Packers Jokes


1. There were three football fans walking towards the Football Hall of Fame when all of a sudden one of them notices a naked leg sticking out of the bushes. They moved closer and and noticed
that it was a dead naked woman. Out of respect for the woman the Bears fan took off his Bears cap and covers her right breast. Then out of respect to the woman the Vikings fan removes his Vikings hat and covers her left breast. Last but not least the Packers fan removes his Packers hat and set it on her crotch. Shortly after that the sheriff arrives and starts his inspection. He
picked up the Bears cap and put it back down and jotted down a few notes. Then he looked under the Vikings cap and put it back down and jotted down a few notes. Then the sheriff looked under the Packers cap and put it back down. Then he picked it back up again and put it back down. And he did it again. The Packers fan got upset and asked the sheriff why he kept looking under his cap? The sheriff said "every time I see a Packers cap I am used to seeing an asshole."


2. K is at the Tilted Kilt in downtown Chicago. As his luck continues, his team is winning at the Kilt so he is feeling prideful, helped by his consumption of a few beverages. So he turns to the guy next to him and asks "Do you want to hear a Packers joke?" The guy responds- "Hey, I'm a Packers fan and I'm 6'2", 250. Next to me are two more Packers fans, but over 6 feet tall and over 240. Now are you sure you want to tell a Packers joke now!?" K responds: "Not if I have to explain the joke three times!"


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